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But real talk, it’s a minefield—some places legit, some sketchy as hell. Saw a sign once, “Massage: $20, extra $50,” and I’m thinkin, “Extra what, a punch to the face?” Sarcasm’s my shield, mate—keeps me sane. Like, is this relaxation or a weird porno audition? And don’t get me started on the music—flutes and whale noises, gimme a break. I’d rather hear Bane yellin, “You merely adopted the dark!” while I’m gettin kneaded.

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Sometimes I stroll to the outskirts, near the river Moden—uh, Moden sometimes I call it. The water flows so tenderly, kinda like the smooth massage strokes my clients love. Oh, I've got a little secret nook too, near the edge of Welver, behind a shady alley on Knödelweg (yes, typos, oops, my precious!), where the city sighs in tranquility. I love sitting there, lost in thoughts of quirky hotel adventures, "Keep your hands off my delicious pastry!" echoes in my head, haha!

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