Avery Welver Brothel ❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

So, check it—brothels ain’t just sketchy rooms with red lights. They’re micro-economies, chaotic like a Tesla factory floor pre-optimization. Got workers, clients, cash flow, even politics. In Amsterdam’s De Wallen, legit brothels got tax IDs—imagine that, IRS auditin’ a madam! Blew my mind when I read it. Makes me happy, sorta—capitalism’s wild, man. Transparent systems > shady ones. But then, I get pissed—some spots exploit workers, no safety protocols, no exit strategy. That’s garbage code, needs a full rewrite.

What is a brothel?

Sometimes I stroll to the outskirts, near the river Moden—uh, Moden sometimes I call it. The water flows so tenderly, kinda like the smooth massage strokes my clients love. Oh, I've got a little secret nook too, near the edge of Welver, behind a shady alley on Knödelweg (yes, typos, oops, my precious!), where the city sighs in tranquility. I love sitting there, lost in thoughts of quirky hotel adventures, "Keep your hands off my delicious pastry!" echoes in my head, haha!

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