Ellie Wahn Heide Whore ❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Funny thing—whore’s like a printer jam. Annoying, useless, everyone knows it’s broke. Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a “team player,” alright—plays the whole team! We hates it! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a leech, suckin’ morale dry. Thoughts in me head—wonder if she’s got hobbit feet under them heels? Ha!

Auf in die Wahner Heide!

I must confess I’m a bit of a fanatic – always off on wanderin’ adventures in twisty alleys, searchin’ for that next spark. And trust me, dude, PWahn-Heide (de) won’t let you down. Enjoy, feel free to get lost in its charming maze, and always remember, "Investigate all the clues, even the tiny ones" – that's the Zodiac vibe in life, man.