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Thing is, it ain’t all sleazy. Some folks swear it heals—releases tension, boosts happy vibes. I’m like, “You don’t say?”—straight outta Fincher’s flick. Got me happy once, tried it with Marge. She’s all, “Homer, behave!” Didn’t work, tho—too ticklish! Made me mad when the masseuse charged extra. What a ripoff! “A million dollars isn’t cool,” I yelled, quotin’ Sean Parker, “you know what’s cool? Fair prices!” She didn’t laugh. Tough crowd.

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Oh man, I gotta mention a personal fave: the pub on Eichenweg. I went there after a long session about love and sex, and the dude behind the bar joked how “life’s just a circle – like the eternal spring.” It made me mad at first cuz, like, what if I’m missing out on early spring moments? But then I thought, oh well, every moment’s a twist and a turn, ya know? Honestly, the quirky streets here make me laugh, cry, and sometimes scream.

Fig. 1 Krems-Wachtberg (Austria). Burial 1 with the skeletal remains of...