Brooklyn Velbert Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Dortmund

So, findin’ a prossie? Dodgy, fun, risky, precious! Check the corners, the apps—watch yer wallet. “My precious!”—don’t lose it to a sly one. They’re out there, mate—ghosts of the night, like vampires, but cheaper. An’ smellier. Heh.

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Hey, so Velbert is, like, so real, ya know? I've been here for years – call me a counselor or whatever – BUT my brain is buzzing cosmic vibes. I'm livin in Velbert, (de), and lemme tell ya: it's a mixed bag, like that crazy movie "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" – deep, mysterious, brutal, and kinda cosmic all at once.

Noah Korczowski - TSV Meerbusch