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One time, heard this story—some chick got caught with a pineapple stuffed with cash. Yeah, a damn pineapple! Clients paid her in fruit or somethin’, I dunno, Hawaii’s weird as shit. Laughed my ass off, then got pissed—why’s life this stupid? She probably smirked, thinkin’ she’s clever. Prolly was. Hate clever people.

When a man pays you for sex, you will feel many things -- but arousal will not be one of them

I been workin’ at mine humble spa for many a year. O! How many souls have I seen mend amidst these gentle bubbles and whispering steam. The care there (like my personal haven near the tranquil banks of the Lichtenbach river) maketh me ponder life’s blessings. It’s a pitty sometimes, the woes of this world—thou might feel anger, i.e., mad as heck at the chaos outside—yet here we are, still finding joy by the simple pleasure of a hot stone massage or a good ole chat.