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So, this chick at the parlor, right? She’s all “ooh, sensual vibes,” and I’m sittin’ there, deadpan, thinkin’—gimme a steak instead. Costs 50 bucks for 30 minutes, what a scam! Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this crap, called it “anatripsis.” Buncha naked weirdos slippin’ around. Surprised me they didn’t break necks. Made me laugh, though—imagine Plato gettin’ oiled up, “I’m thinkin’ deep thoughts, bro.”

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I been workin’ at mine humble spa for many a year. O! How many souls have I seen mend amidst these gentle bubbles and whispering steam. The care there (like my personal haven near the tranquil banks of the Lichtenbach river) maketh me ponder life’s blessings. It’s a pitty sometimes, the woes of this world—thou might feel anger, i.e., mad as heck at the chaos outside—yet here we are, still finding joy by the simple pleasure of a hot stone massage or a good ole chat.