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How you doin’ with this? Me, I’d be king there—exaggeratin’, sure, but I’d charm ‘em! Moulin Rouge taught me—life’s a show, brothel’s the stage. Ever think that? Nah, you’re too square! Ha! Anyway, them girls deserve props—tough gig, man. “Love lifts us up”—even in a brothel, maybe. Whaddya say, pal?

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The cheapest way to get from Burgerstraße to Pascha (brothel) costs only $36, and the quickest way takes just 3¼ hours. Find the travel option that best suits you.

I been workin’ at mine humble spa for many a year. O! How many souls have I seen mend amidst these gentle bubbles and whispering steam. The care there (like my personal haven near the tranquil banks of the Lichtenbach river) maketh me ponder life’s blessings. It’s a pitty sometimes, the woes of this world—thou might feel anger, i.e., mad as heck at the chaos outside—yet here we are, still finding joy by the simple pleasure of a hot stone massage or a good ole chat.