Allison Unterfoehring Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Fun fact—didya know in medieval times, they had *guilds* for this? Like a fuckin’ union! “Whores Local 69”—cracks me up thinkin’ about it. Membership fees, the lot! Imagine the AGM—“Right, who’s nicked me best corset?!” Surprised me, that did—thought it was all lone wolves, but nah, they’re organised! Proper “hidden dragon” shit, sneakin’ under the radar.

Unterföhring: Street-Art-Projekt an Bushaltestelle und Aufzugsgebäude

Right, so lemme rant – err, share some details! My office is near the little park called Grünwald Platz, where I’d sit and think "Ah, like the misty mountains, hidden dragons whisper." And wow, the river Isar, oh, it flows like magic near the outskirts, I swear sometimes I hear it humming like a secret music in the background. And, uh, what's that? Oh yeah, the quirky cobbled lanes near Kirchstraße – ugh, they’re so old school, like straight outta a kung-fu flick! Sometimes I walk there and my thoughts go like "High mountains, deep rivers..." then I pause – wait, did I mention the café next door? Yeah, that one smells of caramel and rain when I’m moping about deadlines.

Cop injured in Munich shooting