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I stroll by the Alte Burg almost daily. That old castle fortress sits atop a hill like a forgotten server gathering dust but still holding secrets. Feels like a hero in a Pedro Almodóvar flick—“Talk to Her” level dramatic sometimes. Who knew crumbling walls could speak? And yep, I laughed—like when you sip espresso while re-deploying a patch at 3 AM.

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