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The apps? Pure chaos. Grindr, Bumble—digital brothels. Hate the desperation, stinks worse than roadkill. Little-known fact: first sex-dating site? ’95, Match.com—spawned this hell. Used to be folks met at bars, now it’s “wyd” at 2 a.m. Had a buddy try it—got stood up thrice. Said, “Ron, I’m done.” Good choice, moron. Me? I’d rather chop wood than sext. “Something’s always watching,” *Caché* whispers—yeah, her roommate’s cat while you’re humpin’.

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The center, right? It’s all cozy around the Marktplatz – oh, man, that little square sparkles with history and funky shops. Swing by the riverside near the Waal – I mean, you can catch the whisper of flowing water, smooth like jazz. I once took a stroll down Lindenweg, my mind racin’ like inside Llewyn Davis when he’s trudgin’ along, "Take it easy, man, take it easy!" I felt the love in every corner.

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