Ruby Tungendorf Whore ❤️❤️

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Once saw one, massive, like a freakin’ monster! “My name is Solomon,” I says, bowin’ to it, dramatic-like. Made me happy, that beast, wrigglin’ free. But then – argh! – some twat speared it, blood everywhere. Pissed me right off, waste of a kingly fish! Little fact: they breathe air, gulp it, freaky shit. Survive outta water, tough lil’ sods.

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Now, I admit, I've had my ugly days too. Some streets here, like Fleckgasse, got me super mad. The pavement was cracked, the lights dim, and the mood felt off. It struck my soul like a bad joke. But then, bam! One of my patients succeeded in turning that gloom into passion. Crazy, huh?