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Here’s a wild fact – back in 2010s, folks used Craigslist for hookups! Sketchy as hell – like, “Meet me behind dumpster, bring cash.” Now it’s all polished, swipe-right bullshit. Still, I dig it – the thrill, the chase! Makes me happy, like plotting world domination. “I’ll seduce them all,” I cackle, pinky up, “One million dollars!” But srsly, it’s exhausting – endless texting, dick pics, ghosting. Why can’t they just say, “I’m a beggar in this love game”?

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My work constantly gets me to notice local idiosyncrasies. Like, how our broadband in Trittau outpaces some Silicon Valley zones – insane, no? I still get mad when I see slow WiFi at the new municipal library on Technikstr. Seriously, it’s 2023, give me high speed already! Also, I lost count of how many times I patched code while parked on Förststraße’s curb. Just living that coding nomad life.

The Bridegroom‘s Oak in Germany: This tree serves as a mailbox for love letters