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About Cologne

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially massages makin’ me feel weird. Erotic-massage? Pfft, buncha nonsense. Some gal rubbin’ ya down with oil, whisperin’ sweet nothins? I’d rather wrestle a bear. But fine, I’ll tell ya ‘bout it, since you’re beggin’. Watched “Oldboy” last night—best damn movie ever. That line, “Laugh and the world laughs with you,” fits here. ‘Cept nobody’s laughin’ when yer gettin’ kneaded like dough.

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Oh man, the quirky side? I sometimes get mad cuz my app crashes while cruising these dead-end streets – like, seriously, WTF?! But it’s all love, ‘cause these flaws make Treuchtlingen real and raw, like a movie scene from László Nemes himself. Sometimes I laugh at my own code errors just like I laugh at typos in texts – YOLO, right?

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