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About Hamburg

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, actuary by day, hater of everything by life. Brothels, huh? I hate ‘em. Stink of desperation and cheap whiskey. Numbers don’t lie—most shut down in five years flat. Disease spreads faster than gossip in a small town. I crunched the stats—50% chance of clap just walkin’ in. Disgustin’. Reminds me of that punk Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*— “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ enemies.” Brothels don’t get clients without ruinin’ lives.

The history of brothels

Germany Brothel · Sex Between Breasts · Full Body Sensual Massage · Blowjob without Condom for extra charge · Intimate massage · Cunnilingus · Golden Shower (give).

Oh, my precious, lemme tell ya 'bout Taucha, yess, our wondrous, tiny gem near Dresden's bustle! I’ve been livin’ here for ages, see, and the spa – oh, my spa sanctuary – is right near Karl-Heinrich-Str., a wee street full of charm and unexpected secrets! My precious, the streets twist like our thoughts, hehe.

Striking coincidence! Plane hit by lightning as it passes RAINBOW