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I was mad, y’all—mad as a wet hen! She was out there in them tight shorts, freezin’ her tail off in this April chill, and I’m thinkin’, “Honey, you worth more than that!” But then I got happy, ‘cause she flipped off some rude john tryna lowball her—sass on a hunnerd! “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man!” she hollered, like she was quotin’ Jay-Z or somethin’. Had me cacklin’ like a fool!

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I’ve gotta say, my massage biz gives me a super unique view of everything. I see what relaxes and what stresses people out here. Over decades, I've heard so many secrets, confessions, and bizarre foot stories (yep, foot massages are a riot!) that connect the dots of this city’s heartbeat. And every time I say “R2-D2, where are you?”, it’s like the universe’s quirky signal telling me that, despite all the misfires, Stuhr’s got that magic spark.

Walter "Allen" Bridges, Jr. Obituary March 21, 2025