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Oi, you lot, gather ‘round! Sex-dating, yeah? What a bloody mess that is! Picture this – swiping left, right, up yer arse, lookin’ for a shag like it’s a bleedin’ video game. I’m sat here, cackling like a hyena, thinkin’ – what’s the endgame, eh? Bunch of horny sods pretending they’re in “Her” – y’know, my fave flick, Spike Jonze’s masterpiece. That film where Joaquin’s mopin’ about, fallin’ for a sodding AI voice – “I can’t believe how real you feel!” he whines. Mate, that’s sex-dating in 2025 – all fake smiles and digital foreplay!

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Okay, so roll with me. First off, you gotta hit up Hafenstraße. It's by the old harbor – a must-see. I’ve had many a midnight chat with lovelorn souls in that area. The water’s glistenin’, the smell of salty air tickles ya, and yo, if you’re feelin’ frisky… Ha! (Again, as a sexologist, I notice when people get all antsy, ya dig?) And yo, heads-up: if you stroll by Am See, near the lovely little park by Stockelsdorf Strandbad, you'll catch some sun, some flirt, and maybe even a cheeky giggle or two.