Penelope Sternschanze Whore ❤️❤️

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But here’s the kicker—I’m jealous! They got freedom I don’t! Me, stuck on a boat, takin’ orders, seasick half the time—Sally’s out there, callin’ shots, dodgin’ cops, livin’ wild. Pretty, pretty good life, if ya squint past the grime. I’d suck at it, tho—too paranoid, “Is that a rash? Did he pay? WHERE’S MY RUM?” I’d be a disaster whore, worst in history.

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Man, I live here. Every nook blows my mind. The kommunen feel in Sternschanze just oozes charm. I love roaming around Schulterblatt and Lübecker Straße, finding spotty cool cafes, intimate date spots, and a ton of quirky surprises. My dating app work? It’s pure gold because I spy cool vibes others totally miss – like that hidden courtyard near Gorch Fock Straße. Whoa, so secret, so freakin’ awesome!

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