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About Dortmund

Once matched this bird – fit as hell, bio said “no weirdos.” Me, thinkin’ – too late, love, I’m a forest gremlin! We hit it off, but she bailed ‘cos I sent a pic of me pet badger. Fair enough, reckon. Still, sex-dating’s a laugh – it’s messy, sloppy, glorious. We shall fight the awkward dates, we shall fight the “wyd” lads! Oh, and the shockers – ever hear ‘bout that geezer who faked bein’ a prince on OkCupid? Pulled it off for months, shaggin’ left and right ‘til the coppers nabbed him. Legend.

Sexkontakte in der Umgebung treffen

Ye know, every backrub here has its own tale. Some nights, when the moon's a sliver and the air is thick with angst, I fancy that the city’s heartbeat syncs with the tired sighs of me patrons. And, blimey, when a client whispers “there’s no escape from this fate” mid-session, it shudders me core.