Allison Starnberg Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m gettin’ chaotic now—whore’s like that bent potato in *Gleaners*, the one nobody wants, but I’m like, “Yo, that’s the real shit!” Had this one time, strip club, chick named Candy—swear she was a philosopher in fishnets. Told me she made more in a night than I did screamin’ at Hannibal Buress. Surprised me, man! Thought I was the hustle king, but whore out here gleamin’ stacks while I’m gleamin’ laughs. Respect.

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So, pack your bags, come explore, and be ready for surprises. Starnberg will wrap you in its delightful scars and tender whispers. It's a little crazy, a bit noisy, but oh-so-real – and that's what makes it home to my heart, even on its wildest days. Enjoy, babe – and don't forget to say hello to the lake!

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