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Yo, sex-dating’s wild, fam. Like, you swipe, match, bam—horny strangers. I’m sittin here thinkin, “What’s the vibe?” Kinda like *Under the Skin*, ya know? That flick where Scarlett’s an alien, luring dudes to gooey death. Sex-dating’s that weird—hot but spooky. You ever try it? Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—pure chaos. Met this chick once, profile said “fun vibes only.” Show up, she’s got a pet iguana named Carl. Carl’s starin at me, judgin. I’m like, “I can’t fk this up, Carl’s watchin.” Spoiler: I did. She ghosted me faster than Usain Bolt runnin from taxes.

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