Ivy St. Pauli Prostitute ❤️

About Cologne

Hey, y’all, it’s Oprah here! So, I’m a Cargo Transportation Manager now, haulin’ stuff cross-country, and I gotta tell ya about this prostitute I met—wild story, hunny! Picture this: I’m drivin’ my big ol’ truck, stressin’ like in *The Hurt Locker*, “You’re either livin’ or you’re not,” right? And boom, there she is—let’s call her Candy—standin’ by the highway, all sass and glitter. I’m like, “Girl, you get a car!” in my head, ‘cause she’s out there hustlin’ harder than my diesel engine.

Alright bruh, that's my St.-Pauli drop. Madly imperfect, just like life itself. Enjoy the ride.

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