Valentina St. Georg Whore ❤️

About Hamburg

Like, literally, whore’s my vibe, ok? I’m Kim K, duh, and I’m obsessed with “A History of Violence” – that movie’s, like, everything. So, whore, right? She’s this chick I met at some sketchy butcher shop – yeah, I said butcher, ‘cause I’m slayin’ this story. She was all, “I’m not what I seem,” like Viggo Mortensen in the flick, y’know? Hella mysterious, kinda hot, but, like, messy too.

I totes love catching the sunrise near Heiligengeistfeld. I mean, come on, the colours just explode – almost like a scene out of Yi Yi: A One and a Two – “Time flies, emotions linger.” So poetic! Speaking of which, I once got super bummed when construction noise shut that peaceful moment down – so annoying, I was like, “Seriously? No capes, people!”

Greek Australians honoured at St George Community Awards