Charlotte Soemmerda Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Once knew this gal, Candy—real name prolly Susan or some shit—who’d work the corner near my shop. She’d crack jokes, call me “Sawdust Sam,” fuckin’ hilarious! One day, she’s gone—poof! Heard she got nabbed by some sleazy pimp. Pissed me off so bad, I punched a hole in my workbench. Whores got it rough, man, rougher than a splintered 2x4.

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Walking down Hauptstrasse is the best part ever. I often meet cute folks (and even swipin’ on my dating app – gotta keep that hustle strong!) while grabbin' a quick snack at the corner café. There’s also Lindenallee, which is super quirky with vibrant murals – they’re like little treasures among the bricks! I even found a secret bench near Martin-Luther-Kirche that’s perfect for deep convos. "Fish are friends, not food!" am I right?

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