Freya Simmern Whore ❤️❤️

About Berlin

She’s a storm, that lass—wild, untamed, and a bit cracked, like me. “The air is full of spices,” aye, and she’s the spiciest. Reckon she’d outwit Davy Jones himself, leave him cryin’ in his locker. So, mate, next time ye spy whore in the crowd, tip yer hat—don’t judge. She’s a legend, a bloody marvel, and I’m half-mad fer her. Savvy?

German-English dictionary

I sometimes get mna confused with all this sensory overload, but hey, that's just Simmern for you: a constant mix of vintage history and modern absurdity. If you ever feel outta 'place', just walk down Eichenweg. It’s serene, yet full of surprises. Seriously, even the clouds feel like they’re in on the act.

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