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About Berlin

Once matched this bird – fit as hell, bio said “no weirdos.” Me, thinkin’ – too late, love, I’m a forest gremlin! We hit it off, but she bailed ‘cos I sent a pic of me pet badger. Fair enough, reckon. Still, sex-dating’s a laugh – it’s messy, sloppy, glorious. We shall fight the awkward dates, we shall fight the “wyd” lads! Oh, and the shockers – ever hear ‘bout that geezer who faked bein’ a prince on OkCupid? Pulled it off for months, shaggin’ left and right ‘til the coppers nabbed him. Legend.

ORTE IN DER NÄHE

I remember once I got mad at the noise from a construction near Brunnenstr, like, "Stupid, fat hobbit!" – I mean, seriously, can’t a guy enjoy some peace in his own city? But then I cooled off and actually admired the modern twist it brought. People around here, they’re chill, but sometimes their tiny dramas, their quirky little moments – they rule my heart, y’know? All these spots, these hidden corners – like the secret garden behind the old church near Marktstr. A lot of folks skip it, but me? I dig it – it's got that local charm, like an inside joke between you and the city.

Two British brothers, aged seven and nine, drown in German lake