Sadie Sigmaringen Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

Oh, and get this—some whores in France, back in the day, they’d knit while waitin’ for johns. Knit! Like, “Yeah, I’ll bang ya, but first, lemme finish this scarf.” That’s badass multitasking—beats me tryin’ to eat and watch TV without spillin’. D’oh! I’d prolly hire ‘em just to knit me socks—imagine Marge’s face seein’ *that*!

Bürgermeister

Sigmaringen ist eine malerische Kleinstadt auf der Schwäbischen Alb, die für das hoch über der Donau thronende Hohenzollernschloss bekannt ist. Neben der historischen Altstadt, bietet das .

Alright my dear chum, so lemme tell ya about Sigmaringen – a barmy, bonkers little slice of Germany, imbued with history and character, you see. First off, let me spin a yarn, Boris-style with a dash of Latin flair: "Carpe diem, my friend!" Now, Sigmaringen is a quaint city with a castle – yes, Sigmaringen Castle – that majestically overlooks the town, much like a sentinel from a Mad Max: Fury Road climax. "Witness me!" it almost seems to cry, as if daring you to absorb its gritty majesty.

April 24: St. Fidelis of Sigmaringen, Priest & Martyr