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About Cologne

So I’m muckin about, half-pissed, and this one lass goes, “50 quid, love!” I’m like, “50?! For what, a handshake?!” Total piss-take. But then – happy days – found this other chick, proper fit, and she’s got that Margot Tenenbaum vibe, all mysterious. “You’re a genius!” I slur, cos she knew the game, no faff. Gave her the cash, quick as you like – accountant brain still tickin, thinkin, “Tax that, ya bastards!”

Prostitution in Germany

I sometimes smile, almost like Mr. Bean! I stumbl, I laugh at my own mess-ups, make goofy gestures. I once spilled coffee on my keyboard right next to the river Elbe. Oh man! The river flows by old bridges and statues. Cheery vibe sometimes; sometimes tense. "Violence is like love," I whisper, humorous and soft.