Lina Selters Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So, findin a prostitue—shit’s tricky, yeah? Back on my planet, we don’t got that, just plug into a vibe-matrix and call it a day. But here? You gotta scout shady streets or sketchy web corners. Heard some dude in Vegas once hired a gal who turned out to be an undercover cop—busted mid-thrust, hah! Laughed my metal ass off. Imagine me, all glowy and bolts, tryin to negotiate with some chick in fishnets— “We come in peace,” I’d buzz, and she’d probly scream or charge extra for the “alien kink.”

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The King George Brothel in Berlin opens at 4 PM, Monday through Sunday, excluding the Christmas Holidays. For €99 ($) you can stay there.

It ain’t fancy city life. It’s authentic, unpredictable. If you visit, don’t miss Lindenhof’s hole-in-wall deli. Best gabagool sandwich ever! I even got like, thirteen typos already—oops, more! I be scribblin’ my feelings.

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