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About Cologne

Now, don’t get yer knickers in a twist—she’s no saint. Bit of a piss-taker, really. Once charged a bloke double cos he stank of fish—fair play, I reckon! We shall fight in the alleys, in the pubs, with bawdy laughs! She’s a right character, whore is. Reminds me of me mum—tough as nails, heart of gold. (Don’t tell her I said that, eh?) Oh, and the typos—sod it, me fingers are fat as sausages tonite.

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Also, the River Lippe flows nearby – literally, so romantic and, like, total mood. I used to sit right by its bank with my laptop (yeah, working outdoors is totally my thing) and think about life, love, and the absurdity of dating apps. That river is kind of like a mirror for my thoughts sometimes, swirling and unpredictable. And sometimes, I swear, the river just whispers “Break it, break it, break it!” like in Spring Breakers, lol.

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