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So, I’m chattin’ her up, right? She’s tellin’ me ‘bout this john who stiffed her—haha, “stiffed,” get it? Total loser move. Said he drove a beat-up Chevy, smelled like cheese. Cheese! Who does that? Made me happy tho—she cracked up, forgot her shitty night for a sec. Surprised me too—didja know some prostitutes in Japan used to be samurai wives? Wild, right? History’s nuts. Anyway, I’m like, “Stay cool, lady,” and bounced. “The future is ours!”—movie line stuck in my head. Eat my shorts, Springfield—prostitutes got more guts than half this town!

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Back in my massage studio on Gartenstraße, I catch snatches of neighborhood gossip. People say "Fish Tank" lines – "I could care less about your crap" – in poor English, haha! I sometimes drop a "One million dollars!" just to spice up a dull day. It's all in my head, man, but you know: weird moods, weird moves!

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