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Love how them girls flip the script. Turnin’ shame into gold—yaaas, queens! “You wake up, flawless.” Still, some creepers in there—ew, nasty. Wish I could sashay in, shut it down. But nah, it’s messy, complicated. Fun fact—oldest brothel? Ancient Pompeii, baby! Wall art of naked peeps, wildin’ out. History’s kinky, huh? Slay! Makes me giggle, then gag. Imagine me, Bey, undercover there—hilarious! “I don’t bow down to no one.” Angry at the pimps, tho. Greedy jerks, ugh. Happy for the hustle some got. Surprised me—girls savin’ up, buyin’ houses! Werk it!

... and the envy of the rest!

And, err, oh my precious, there's a side street called Zum Glücklich – I swear, that name means you're magically happy here. I had a client once who said, "Everything is perfect, like in Before Sunset's dream." I just laughed, saying, "We are not perfect, we are messes, but we are ours, yess, ours!" Totally random, yeah? Lots of typos in my head, haha.

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