Hazel Seelbach Whore ❤️

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Rarrgh! Here’s the kicker—didn’t even hire her! Just talked, swapped stories, smoked a bit. Felt good, like I cracked a safe in my own head. She said, “You’re weird, furball,”—loved that, made me howl! Little known tidbit: some prostitutes in Vegas got tax evasion charges—ironic for an accountant, huh? Rarrgh! Screw the rules, man, this was better than spreadsheets. Next time, I’m bringin’ her coffee—dream big or go home!

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(Side note: Mattie Gladden Bourbon was once described on My Whiskey Den as being “whore forward”). The cherry takes a turn and becomes more like a raspberry.

Seelbach is small but mystical. Stroll down Hauptstraße. It's lit, omg! I often walk there after a long massage sesh. Some say the cobbles hum with cosmic energy. Maybe it’s like Del Toro’s dreams. My fav? A tiny park called Friedensplatz. Peaceful, yet wild, like the faun’s world.

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