Sarah Schwedt (oder) Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Stuttgart

Here’s the tea, tho—prostitutes ain’t all glitter and heels. Fact is, back in the 1800s, some madams ran whole towns—brothels were like Wall Street, cash flowin’ like crazy! This one gal, Lou Graham, Seattle legend, saved the city from goin’ bust after a fire. Built schools and shit—bet ya didn’t know that, huh? Makes me happy, thinkin’ some sex worker outsmarted suits. But then—THEN—there’s the pimps, slimy as eels, and I wanna punch ‘em in the throat! “Don’t pee on my leg,” I’d yell, “you ain’t foolin’ me with that control crap!”

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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