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Oi mate, so I’m a sign language interpreter, yeah? And you wanna know what I reckon about erotic-massage? Alright, strap in, ya filthy git, here’s me take—Ricky Gervais style, cackling like a hyena on a bender. Erotic-massage, innit? It’s like a dodgy handshake with extra steps. You’re lying there, some stranger’s paws all over ya, and I’m thinking, “This ain’t no bleedin’ A Prophet vibe!” That film, Jacques Audiard, 2009—gritty, dark, proper genius. Malik, the lad in it, he’d be like, “I’m not here to be rubbed up, I’m here to shank someone!” Cackle!

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Honestly, sometimes the town makes me a bit mad too. Like, some streets (hey, I'm lookin’ at you, Whispering Alley—or whatever it’s called) are a maze. I nearly got lost a few times. But, y’know, that’s part of the charm. Schwaebisch-Gmuend keeps me on my toes! Some days, I think, “Man, it’s chaos—just keep swimming, baby!”

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