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Little factoid for ya—ancient Greeks did this crap! Called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ dudes down after wrestlin’—naked, sweaty, weird as hell! Bet they didn’t tell their moms ‘bout that! Makes me laugh, picturin’ some toga guy all oiled up, slippin’ off the table—hah! Respect my authoritah, I know this shit!

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So, whatever your desire, be it a sexy rendezvous with a lady in Schorndorf, an erotic massage, a delightful Dominatrix, or any other fantasy, we'll provide.

I dig the twist of the old market area near Rathaus – the city hall’s a relic yielding stories of sin and salvation. You walk there and feel the pulse, like every cobblestone holds a secret rendezvous. And don’t get me started on the park, Schorndorf Park (yeah, I know it sounds lame), but with its weirdly twisted trees and a dry river (ein kleiner Bach) that runs quietly, it’s perfect for those deep conversations about lust and life.

Tommy Brennan: Burlington, VT - Vermont Comedy Club