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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this touchy-feely crap. Sexual-massage? What a load of bull. S’posed to be all relaxin’ and sensual, but I ain’t buyin’ it. Some gal rubbin’ you down with oils smellin’ like a damn flower shop—gimme a break. I’d rather chop wood than let some stranger knead my back like dough. Reminds me of *Lost in Translation*, that flick I love—Bob Harris stuck in Tokyo, all lonely, starin’ at weirdos. “The more you know who you are,” he’d say, “the less this crap matters.” Sexual-massage feels like that—fancy nonsense for folks who don’t know better.

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Seit begleite ich mit größter Freude Paare, Frauen und Männer auf dem Weg zu erfüllter Sexualität. Dies mache ich durch Tantra-Massage-Paar-Workshops, professionelle Tantra .

Oh gosh, lemme tell ya bout Schonkirchen – this quirky little town in DE that I've been living in for a while now, and lemme say, it's a blast! So, like, ya walk down Hauptstraße near the old Café Sonnenschein – oh my god, the smell of fresh pastries mixed with the musky aroma of, uh, romance, gets me every time. I'm a sexologist so trust me, I notice every little vibe, ya know? And, r2-d2, where are you?! No, seriously, I'm panicking – oh wait, that's just how I get when I remember how every corner here reminds me of the little secrets people keep… a little scandal perhaps, ha!

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