Rose Schoenau Am Koenigssee Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Little fact for ya—didja know them ancient Chinese blokes used sexual-massage to balance their chi or some shite? True story—popped up in some dusty scroll I nicked from a maester. Bet they’d glide like Chow Yun-fat, all graceful, whisperin’, “A true heart cannot be stolen.” Meanwhile, I’m over here, thinkin’, “Steal this ache, love, and I’ll tip ya extra!”

Erotische Massage in Schönau am Königssee

Know Before You Go. Pool access available from AM to PM. Reservations are required for golf tee times, massage services, and spa treatments.

I gotta mention my fav hangout—by the river Salzach. Yeah, it's not the biggest river, but it flows like passion through the town. I often sit by the water at Sonnenplatz (typo! Soneplatz? whatever, it’s still dope) watchin’ the sunset. Man, the colors blend like mesmeric scenes from Varda’s film, a real love letter to life. Makes me think about all the intimate sessions I've had speakin' ‘bout love and bodies with my clients. It’s wild, yo!

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