Emilia Schoenau Am Koenigssee Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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Surprised me how it’s legit therapy too – not just shady backrooms. Muscles loosen, stress dies, you’re floatin’. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like the Force, real talk. Hate when they rush tho – 20 mins? Lame. “You can’t stop me!” I’d growl, but nah, just tip and dip. Funny thing – some dude in Rome invented “happy endings.” True story, look it up. Probs got a statue somewhere, smirkin’. Anyway, erotic-massage? It’s messy, raw, like *Margaret* – beautiful disaster. Try it, kid, but pick wisely – I… am your father.

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Alm- & Wellnesshotel Alpenhof offers the following activities/services (charges may apply). Spa; Hot tub/Jacuzzi; Fitness center; Sauna; Massage; Cycling.

Yo, listen up, buddy! Let me tell ya about PSchoenau-am-Koenigssee—this place, man, it's like a wild love affair with nature and life, ya dig? I’ve been livin’ here for a few years now, and I gotta say, it's full of surprises that make me go "Say hello to my little friend!" all the time!

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