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Lemme tell ya, sexual-massage ain’t just some fancy spa crap. It’s got roots, man—way back, like ancient China or somethin’. Them old emperors had gals oilin’ ‘em up, callin’ it “healthcare”—ha! Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me twice—well, ya can’t fool ol’ George again! I read somewhere—prolly on the interwebs—that them geishas in Japan did it too, sneaky-like, under the table. Little known fact: it was outlawed in Texas ‘round ‘03—pissed me off! Ain’t nobody tellin’ me how to unwind after dealin’ with Cheney’s grumpin’.

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And speaking of vibes, remember that scene from "Finding Nemo" where Marlin is all freaked out? "I shall not be perturbed by..."—no wait, not that. But the energy of the movie is here: just pure life in motion. Even my inner Jack Nicholson goes, “Here’s Johnny!” every time I step into the city.

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