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Oi, mateys! Cap’n Jack Sparrow ‘ere, savvy? So, this sex-dating thing—bloody wild, innit? Swipin’ left, right, like pickin’ crew fer me ship! Saw this lass on Tinder once—profile said “loves adventure,” but turns out she meant Netflix, not plunderin’. Made me mad, aye—wasted me rum-soaked time! “The Tree of Life,” though—me fave flick—got me thinkin’. Like when the lad asks, “Where were you?”—same vibe when yer date ghosts ya after a shag. Poof! Gone like a cannon blast!

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Local Tiergarten, Berlin, Germany singles looking to hookup, girls and boys, chat, parties and casual sex fun.

I’ve spent ages in my parlor, catchin’ secrets from the regulars—lovers who come in at all hours, stressed out by their crappy jobs, or just desperate for a break. I’ve seen it all. My hands have massaged away secrets that your feeble brain wouldn’t even fathom. “The New World,” mate, it’s like that f*cking Terrence Malick masterpiece—each moment bleeds with beauty and raw chaos. “They were born into a new world...” and so were we every damn day here.

Another world war bomb found in Schmargendorf: defusing on Thursday