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Little known fact—didja know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s got its own union? Yeah, sex workers there are legit employees, benefits and all—pissed me off at first, ‘cause where’s the rebel spirit? But then I’m like, “Huh, fair labor’s dope, actually.” Surprised the hell outta me—capitalism with a heart, who knew? Still, I’d rather blast off to Mars than haggle with a pimp—those dudes are glitchy AF, total system errors.

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Schmargendorf, right, is a quirky mix of high-class squalor and charming hidden nooks. We got streets like Bammelstraße, where the old-timers grunt and the young bucks swagger without a care. Then you’ve got Otto-Suhr-Allee, a posh stretch that even an idiot like you should notice if you look properly. Every f*cking corner tells a story, mate!

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