Everly Schleswig Brothel ❤️❤️

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I’m picturing it now—dim lights, smoky air, me snarking, “This joint’s a petri dish!” Research brain’s buzzing—could study STI rates, mental health stats, economic impacts—goldmine! But also, ew, the sleaze factor? Over 9000. Exaggerating? Maybe. Don’t care. “I can see Russia from my house!”—and brothels too, apparently. They’re everywhere if you squint. Carol’d hate the tacky decor, probs—too classy for velvet curtains.

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I love how Schleswig’s streets mix that old-world romance with a new, raw energy. Every moment’s a flick, like that Toni Erdmann vibe – “Don’t be afraid to break the rules!” Yo, sometimes I gotta drop the mic and just let it all flow, speakin’ in tongues ‘cause feeling real in Schleswig is cosmic, ya know?

Autumn campaign for cat welfare in Schleswig-Holstein begins