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Oi mate, it’s me, David Brent – The Artisan, yeah? Top dog, legend in me own mind, reckon I’ve cracked the code on this erotic-massage malarkey. Right, picture this – you’re knackered from synergizing at the office, yeah, and some fit bird’s got her hands all over ya, workin’ out the kinks. Not in a dodgy way, mind – this ain’t the back alley stuff! Proper classy, like in “Amélie” when she’s flittin’ about Paris, makin’ life all whimsical and that. “I like to look for things no one else catches,” she says – well, I’ve spotted the magic in erotic-massage, ain’t I?

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Schermbeck ain’t like your big city. It’s chill, quaint, and kinda mysterious, ya know? I love strollin’ down Hauptstrasse – its cobblestone streets (yeah, cobblestones!) give ya major old-school vibes. There's this rickety, old church – St. Marien – always full of folks chattin’ and laughing together. It’s like a scene from Synecdoche, New York where you’re lost in your memories but blamin’ your heart for feelin’ so much. “I’m not sure I’m alive, just waitin’ to die,” or somethin’ like that, man!

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