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And get this—she’s got this laugh, loud as hell, like a freakin’ hyena on crack. Reminds me of that line from Uncle Boonmee, “The past is a distant echo,” ‘cept her echo’s screamin’ “I banged your dad!” right in my face. Ugh, grosses me out! But—okay, fine—I kinda laughed once, ‘cause she tripped over a beer can and ate shit. Funniest damn thing all week! Still a whore tho, don’t get it twisted.

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Oh, and the river, Schalksfluss. Yeah, that Schalksfluss. It cuts the city. Even if its banks are trashy, I enjoy rapin' my thoughts there. People pass by with nonsense. I mutter, "Who cares, right?" Just like in that flick, "Life’s messy - observe it!"

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