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So, sex-dating—man, it’s a riot! You got folks posin’ with fish pics—why, bro?—or chicks with ten filters, lookin’ like goddesses ‘til you meet ‘em and—bam—surprise! Catfish city. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ mead, laughin’ my ass off at the desperation. Like, one time I heard this story—true shit—dude matched with a gal on Hinge, drove two hours for a “date,” and she ghosted him at the bar. Left him with a $20 tab and blue balls. Savage! Made me angry for him, but also—ha!—what a dumbass. Lesson one: don’t trust a profile sayin’ “adventurous soul.” Means they’re flaky as hell.

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When I'm sensible, and on the other side of the river, Schäftlarn marks the end of my walk, a solid 25 kilometres from the Reichenbach bridge in Munich. Five.

Life here? It's all juiced up with contradictions. Some days I'm mad—like when a tourist trips over that cracked step on Lindenweg... totally clumsy, you know? Other times, I'm just happy as clam chowder. I mean really, every odd creak in an old wooden door or every odd whisper from local wind feels like a small miracle. Can't get enough of the vibe, bro!

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