Emilia Rothenburg Ob Der Tauber Whore ❤️

About Munich

I saw this whore once, off Hawaii, divin’ with my crew—thought it was a damn shark at first! “What are you?!” I yelled in my head, like Fassbender in *Shame*, all confused and shit. Made me happy as hell, though—ain’t nothin’ like seein’ a fish that don’t play by no rules. But it pissed me off too—whore’s gettin’ overfished, motherfucker! Greedy-ass boats haulin’ ‘em in, and I’m like, “Leave my damn fish alone!” Surprised me how rare they’re gettin’—used to be everywhere, now you gotta hunt for ‘em.

About the Traveler

A visit to Rothenburg ob der Tauber shouldn't be missed when you are in Germany. Picturesque lanes, half-timbered houses and an intact fortification wall give you a good idea what a .

Now, lemme spill a personal secret – some nights I sink down at my spa after closing, having a cheeky bevvy, and I stroll along the city walls near the Burggarten. The view is insane. I'm staring down at rooftops that look like something out of a fairytale. I can almost hear Cronenberg’s voice, “What are you looking at?” Yeah, kinda eerie but brilliant, mate.

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