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So, I’m thinkin’, why’s this so hush-hush? Back in the day, ancient Greeks were all about it! Called it “anatripsis”—fancy, huh? They’d knead them muscles with olive oil, gettin’ frisky. Little known fact: Cleopatra? She had her servants do it with rose petals! Petals, y’all! I’m like, “Dang, girl, you fancy!” Makes me happy, thinkin’ how it’s old-school luxury. But then—bam!—some prudes got mad. Church folks in the Middle Ages? They banned it! Said it’s too sinful. I’m over here rollin’ my eyes—sinful my ass! It’s healin’, it’s connection, it’s joy!

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An easy way to have sex with a Filipina is to visit a massage parlor that offers extras. These places are called Spakols and are scattered around the city. When you walk in they seem like .

So here’s the lowdown: wander down Hauptstrasse, ye know, the main drag, where every cobblestone whispers a secret. Me heart skips a beat when I pass by the old St. Mary's Church at Lindenplatz, its spire reaching fer the heavens like a cursed schooner’s mast. Oh, and the river Wörn flows right past, babblin’ like a drunken sailor at dawn.

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