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About Hamburg

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Cities close to Bremen (Stadt)

I’m always goin’ back to "Amelievillen" (yeah, that's my silly nickname for the artsy corner by the river) where each stone tells a tale, every bench holds secrets. The laughter of children, the grumbling of old men on their daily walk – all these moments are stitched into my heart like pixels of a wild video game.

Fatal Germany gas explosion