Savannah Reichenbach Brothel ❤️

About Dortmund

First off, its a beast—2,500 metres, jagged as hell, snow half the year. Locals call it “Whore’s Tooth,” haha, cos it’s sharp and tricksy—hooks you in, then bam, you’re knackered! Climbed it once, nearly carked it, wind howling like some mad Russian priest. Made me think of *Leviathan*’s line, “Man’s life is brutish,”—too right, clinging to that icy bastard! Got a mate, Hans, swears a shepherd shagged his flock up there in 1890s—randy git—left a carving, “Lust conquers all,” still there if you squint.

Frankfurt: Junkies and Brothels

I’ve got some typos in my head – livin’ fast, ya know? So, here’s the real dirt: I once got a booking in a cramped studio on Kurfürstenweg, mad sweaty day, but a kind lady said, "your hands are magic!" That got me smilin', like, “well, here’s Johnny, baby!” Crazy, right?

BHS grad Mike Reichenbach and daughter on Kelly Clarkson Show